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What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel -crows

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1. What do you call a really cool Osprey?

An Awesprey.

2. Farmer Brown was getting the farm hands organized for the day's work...

...when he noticed that young Jethro was sporting an enormous hard-on. He walked over to the strapping young lad, "What the hell is this?" "I don’t know what’s wrong sir; I can't get it to go down. What should I do?" "How the hell should I know? Go back to the barn and stick it in a shovelful of horseshit for all I care; just get out of my face!" So, Jethro went back to the barn, but he was soon followed by Farmer Brown's young daughter, Trixie. Trixie beckoned him over, "Yoo-hoo, Jethro! Why don’t you come over here and stick that into me?" Jethro was dumbfounded: "The whole shovelful?!"

3. In the news, a major yogurt brand has been recalled due to an undeclared allergen (almonds)…

That’s just nuts.

4. How can you tell a bull from a cow?

If it has horns, look for the udder one.

5. How does a dolphin express it's annoyances at you?

It will flipper you off

6. A joke I overheard a kid told their parents a while back

What do you call “A melon…who can’t get married cantaloupe!” Wen I heard that it made me chuckle

7. My wife and I constantly disagree on what our cats are saying when they scream at us.

But this makes sense, because I speak Cat-onese, while she speaks Meow-ndarin.

8. My GF suddenly announced that she was taking up judo.

Well,that completely threw me!

9. Just remember you can't spell vehicular manslaughter...

Without laughter...

10. What verdict is Diddy hoping for?

A well hung jury

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